For The Birds (Modified)

There was this little blue bird that decided to rest in the end of the saloon’s roof, which was a long and elastic piece of brown fabric hold by these two bars of wood. Then another one joined him, but he started to annoy him so he pushed him, and started to argue with him. Another one came along and tried to ignore them, but one accidentally pushed him so he joined in the squeaking. Then more and more started to come and the others hit them until they were like 10 pushing, pecking and squeaking little blue birds. Suddenly this big blue bird with these funny feathers on his head caught all of their attention with just a low squeak he did, like saying hi, and waved. But the response of the little ones wasn’t so nice since they started making fun of him by imitating the way he looked. But he didn’t seem to care since he kept saying hi and smiling at them. Yet, that only made the little birds move away from the bar of wood where he was standing and started like gossip and criticize him with each other. So the big funny bird decided to move closer to them and flew towards them until he landed between them, practically the middle. But, he was so heavy that he sank himself with the bunch of little birds into the fabric of the roof, making them all slid to his sides. Obviously, this made all of the little birds so angry and they all started to squeak like crazy complaining. But, the funny bird thinks they are just singing so he starts singing with them. Then, one of the birds on his side pecks him, which hurts him and causes him to lose balance, making him almost fall and hang of his feet with his body upside down; making all of the little birds slid crashing with each other again. Then the same bird that peck him, pecks him again in one of his feet, making a finger move away from the fabric, making the two birds, the ones next to his feet, realize that by pecking at his feet, he will fall of the roof. So they peck away, causing the others to cheer for them. But the big bird isn’t mad, he again thinks they are playing and the others are singing so he joins them. Suddenly one of the cheering birds notice how close they are from the floor and that they are surrounded by horse poop, so he alerts the ones next to him and they all start squeaking and pushes the pecking ones making them notice, but it was too late. They got puffed in the air, making them lose their feathers. The big bird falls just in the entrance of the saloon and he just sits down. He sees how all of the little feathers are falling and starts kind of playing with them. Then one of the little birds land next to him, but instead of hitting the ground he lands on the horse poop all pinky and feather free. So the big bird starts laughing at him covering his eyes with his wing and pointing with the other. Then the little one notice starts squeaking and covers a part of him with a leave the big bird gives him. And the rest falls as well, almost all together, making the big funny bird laugh hysterically falling of his “seat”. All pinky and covered up with horse poop they hide behind the still laughing big funny bird. THE END.